Thursday, 28 December 2017

America's best food holidays -- and three we need to start


Image result for best food holidays usaAmerica is awesome.

Not because of all the freedom. Not because we were the country that invented the atom bomb, democracy, Pong, lasers and the Colt revolver.



 Not even because we rule the world when it comes to the depth and weirdness of our 4 a.m. children's television programming (yeah, suck it, Japan).

America is awesome because we have taken every single day on the calendar and given it over to the worship and greater glory of one highly specific food product. And when I say "every single day," I really mean every single day.

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